detectivecreamsicle

I love doing deviantart with my very best friend Blaze-the-insomniac.

i am weirdly childish

i have a great school record but i really am a bad kid

i am atracked to all things meat but spam(ick)

i luv bacon

when i get bored i usually eat tiny pieces of butter

i ate almost every food in the alphabet but spam

i usually say awkward things and then say i never said them

i put hair grease on my dogs head and it makes him look like he has an Afro

i have a bad temper

i drink sprinkler water here and there in summer

i oncr got covered in snow in winter and nobody knew